6 God Causes 5-Sec. Violation

by Schportz on Mar 15, 2016

Drake channeled his inner Spike Lee last night courtside as the Toronto Raptors took on the Chicago Bulls at the Air Canada Centre. But instead of inspiring an opponent to drain threes against the home team, he actually had an impact. With 25.8 seconds to play and the Raptors down 3, Drizzy was whispering sweet
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Nate Robinson To The NFL?

by Schportz on Mar 12, 2016

“You ask people around here. They say, ‘Nate Robinson, his best sport is football.’” Nate Robinson, the 11-year NBA veteran, announced on YouTube that he intends to try out for NFL teams. Robinson played cornerback his freshman year at the University of Washington where he played 13 games and started the final six. He finished
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Mel Kiper Jr.’s Bachelor Recap Is Fantastic

by Schportz on Feb 23, 2016

SPOILERS: Bachelor recaps can be found all over the Internet, but none will match Mel Kiper Jr. Kiper, for the uninformed, is ESPN’s draft guru and on the eve of the NFL combine, he was meticulously breaking down footage… of Ben Higgins. Mel’s right. Ben didn’t show that first-step quickness in trying to win over
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Stoner Runner Finishes Dead Last At Olympic Trials

by Schportz on Feb 19, 2016

  USA Track and Field held their trials for the U.S. Olympic Marathon team on Saturday where 105 runners vied to compete in disease-infested Rio. Running alongside these Olympic hopefuls was the self-proclaimed “World’s Fastest Stoner” Chris Barnicle. He ran a blazing-fast (well, fast to me) 3:45:34 for the 26-mile run; unfortunately, that time placed
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UPDATE: Johnny Does Dallas? (You Can’t) Sign The Petition!

by Schportz on Feb 14, 2016

UPDATE: BringJohnny2Dallas.com is down! Apparently, the groundswell of support for Johnny Manziel to take his talents and potential felonies to Dallas has died down. The owners of the site no longer think Johnny is worth the $3.99/month in GoDaddy fees.   —– Johnny Manziel’s season has been over for just a few weeks now, but
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Yaaaas, Gaga, Yaaaas!

by Schportz on Feb 03, 2016

The NFL announced yesterday that six-time Grammy winning singer Lady Gaga will perform the Star Spangled Banner at Super Bowl 50 on Sunday. Gaga defied the odds when she won a Golden Globe for her role on American Horror Story: Hotel. She defied the odds again by getting this gig, see what I did there?
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Cromartie’s Wife Expecting Twins Despite Vasectomy

by Schportz on Jan 13, 2016

Terricka Cromartie is pregnant and expecting twins with her husband, Antonio Cromartie, per Us Weekly. Plot twist: The Jets DB had a vasectomy late in the 2011 season. Apparently, that vasectomy didn’t take. Antonio reacted the way any proud father would: “Originally, he was like, ‘Oh, shit! Are you serious? How did this happen?’” Terricka
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6 God Causes 5-Sec. Violation

by Schportz on Mar 15, 2016

Drake channeled his inner Spike Lee last night courtside as the Toronto Raptors took on the Chicago Bulls at the Air Canada Centre. But instead of inspiring an opponent to drain threes against the home team, he actually had an impact. With 25.8 seconds to play and the Raptors down 3, Drizzy was whispering sweet
Read More

 
 

Nate Robinson To The NFL?

by Schportz on Mar 12, 2016

“You ask people around here. They say, ‘Nate Robinson, his best sport is football.’” Nate Robinson, the 11-year NBA veteran, announced on YouTube that he intends to try out for NFL teams. Robinson played cornerback his freshman year at the University of Washington where he played 13 games and started the final six. He finished
Read More

 
 

Mel Kiper Jr.’s Bachelor Recap Is Fantastic

by Schportz on Feb 23, 2016

SPOILERS: Bachelor recaps can be found all over the Internet, but none will match Mel Kiper Jr. Kiper, for the uninformed, is ESPN’s draft guru and on the eve of the NFL combine, he was meticulously breaking down footage… of Ben Higgins. Mel’s right. Ben didn’t show that first-step quickness in trying to win over
Read More

 
 

Stoner Runner Finishes Dead Last At Olympic Trials

by Schportz on Feb 19, 2016

  USA Track and Field held their trials for the U.S. Olympic Marathon team on Saturday where 105 runners vied to compete in disease-infested Rio. Running alongside these Olympic hopefuls was the self-proclaimed “World’s Fastest Stoner” Chris Barnicle. He ran a blazing-fast (well, fast to me) 3:45:34 for the 26-mile run; unfortunately, that time placed
Read More

 
 

UPDATE: Johnny Does Dallas? (You Can’t) Sign The Petition!

by Schportz on Feb 14, 2016

UPDATE: BringJohnny2Dallas.com is down! Apparently, the groundswell of support for Johnny Manziel to take his talents and potential felonies to Dallas has died down. The owners of the site no longer think Johnny is worth the $3.99/month in GoDaddy fees.   —– Johnny Manziel’s season has been over for just a few weeks now, but
Read More

 
 

Yaaaas, Gaga, Yaaaas!

by Schportz on Feb 03, 2016

The NFL announced yesterday that six-time Grammy winning singer Lady Gaga will perform the Star Spangled Banner at Super Bowl 50 on Sunday. Gaga defied the odds when she won a Golden Globe for her role on American Horror Story: Hotel. She defied the odds again by getting this gig, see what I did there?
Read More

 
 

Cromartie’s Wife Expecting Twins Despite Vasectomy

by Schportz on Jan 13, 2016

Terricka Cromartie is pregnant and expecting twins with her husband, Antonio Cromartie, per Us Weekly. Plot twist: The Jets DB had a vasectomy late in the 2011 season. Apparently, that vasectomy didn’t take. Antonio reacted the way any proud father would: “Originally, he was like, ‘Oh, shit! Are you serious? How did this happen?’” Terricka
Read More

 
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