What Election?


So, Election Day happened on Tuesday, as it is wont to do. And it was a pretty big deal one might say.

Not so much to Nick Saban. The Alabama coach told Chris Vannini of CoachingSearch.com, “I didn’t even know yesterday was Election Day. We’re focused on other things here.”

1. Liar. Since 1845, on Saban’s 13th birthday, the Presidential election has been held on Tuesday after the first Monday in November. You didn’t come out of the womb dissecting a playbook.

B. Be better at lying. Like New York Giants quarterback Eli Manning.

When Manning was asked by ESPN’s Jordan Raanan what he thought about President-elect Trump, he replied, “No reaction. Woke up this morning, saw it and went to work. Started getting ready for Cincinnati.”

Yes, that’s a lie – but it’s more of an artful dodge.

However, if any Earthling were capable of having zero thoughts in his head after such a stunning, controversial election, it would be this man:



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